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Crack pairings meme, via snegurochka_lee:

Make a list of all the characters in your icons. (Although you may have more than one icon of a single character, they only go on the list once.) Alphabetize it. Take the first two people on the list; that's your first pairing. Second two people; second pairing. Etc. Then write your reaction to each pairing (or a snippet of a hypothetical fic featuring each pairing).

I was a little loose with the definition of "character appearing in icon" here. I'm not sure if this was meant to be within fandom, or cross-fandom, too. But hey.

• Crow T. Robot x Dr. Clayton Forrester


Self-love, natch. (♥ Trace Beaulieu)


• Freakazoid x Fred Weasley x George Weasley


(I am not, not, not separating the twins.)

This is way beyond crack into death by methamphetamine overdose.



• Haley (thief chick from Order of the Stick - see my icon) x Harry Potter


Yes, yes, Harry likes cheeky red-headed girls. Ten points from Gryffindor for a lack of originality, Potter.



• Hedwig x Hermione Granger


Bestiality FTL.



• James Potter x Joel Robinson


Um... Well, Joel does have some pretty messy hair sometimes...



• Legolas x Lily Potter


This is different from Lucius x Lily how?



• Mike Nelson x Rahnee (Rahnee the She-Wolf, early Wolfrider chieftain, ElfQuest)


This... just makes no sense at all.



• Ron Weasley x Severus Snape


*yawn*, that's been done. I'm glad to say I've never... OH WAIT I DID READ ONE oh gods. I had blocked that out of my memory.



• Sirius Black x Space Ghost


*snicker* Now we know what Sirius has been doing on the "other side". Bet you thought it was Snape or Lupin or James. Fooled you!



• Sybill Trelawney x TV's Frank


The most oblivious pairing evar!!