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Nov. 18th, 2007 06:04 pmOkay, I cave. I wasn't going to copy this here from ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
esmestrella, but everyone seems to be missing this joke, and I want assurance that it is not because it was wide of the mark. The opening line in italics is the text of a summary of a "story" on fanfiction.net; the rest is me. (In this case it was not actually a story, it was the kind of non-story material you're not supposed to post.) What do you do with bad, unintentionally funny, or just plain bizarre summaries? You snark on them, of course. (See mctabby's Summary Executions.) Er, not that I sent this to the person in question. That would be way too mean. This is juvenile snickering behind their back.
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looking for a story please help!
I found fanfiction.net, but I can't seem to find a story.
A. Type LOOK.
B. Pay close attention to the room description.
C. Do the blue underlined words seem to signify anything?
D. Try touching or pressing one of them.
FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT
Have you tried...
...not being a dunderhead?
esmestrella, but everyone seems to be missing this joke, and I want assurance that it is not because it was wide of the mark. The opening line in italics is the text of a summary of a "story" on fanfiction.net; the rest is me. (In this case it was not actually a story, it was the kind of non-story material you're not supposed to post.) What do you do with bad, unintentionally funny, or just plain bizarre summaries? You snark on them, of course. (See mctabby's Summary Executions.) Er, not that I sent this to the person in question. That would be way too mean. This is juvenile snickering behind their back.----
looking for a story please help!
I found fanfiction.net, but I can't seem to find a story.
A. Type LOOK.
B. Pay close attention to the room description.
C. Do the blue underlined words seem to signify anything?
D. Try touching or pressing one of them.
FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT
Have you tried...
...not being a dunderhead?
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Nov. 18th, 2007 06:04 pmOkay, I cave. I wasn't going to copy this here from esmestrella, but everyone seems to be missing this joke, and I want assurance that it is not because it was wide of the mark. The opening line in italics is the text of a summary of a "story" on fanfiction.net; the rest is me. (In this case it was not actually a story, it was the kind of non-story material you're not supposed to post.) What do you do with bad, unintentionally funny, or just plain bizarre summaries? You snark on them, of course. (See mctabby's Summary Executions.) Er, not that I sent this to the person in question. That would be way too mean. This is juvenile snickering behind their back.
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looking for a story please help!
I found fanfiction.net, but I can't seem to find a story.
A. Type LOOK.
B. Pay close attention to the room description.
C. Do the blue underlined words seem to signify anything?
D. Try touching or pressing one of them.
FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT
Have you tried...
...not being a dunderhead?
esmestrella, but everyone seems to be missing this joke, and I want assurance that it is not because it was wide of the mark. The opening line in italics is the text of a summary of a "story" on fanfiction.net; the rest is me. (In this case it was not actually a story, it was the kind of non-story material you're not supposed to post.) What do you do with bad, unintentionally funny, or just plain bizarre summaries? You snark on them, of course. (See mctabby's Summary Executions.) Er, not that I sent this to the person in question. That would be way too mean. This is juvenile snickering behind their back.----
looking for a story please help!
I found fanfiction.net, but I can't seem to find a story.
A. Type LOOK.
B. Pay close attention to the room description.
C. Do the blue underlined words seem to signify anything?
D. Try touching or pressing one of them.
FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT
Have you tried...
...not being a dunderhead?
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Nov. 6th, 2007 02:04 amhttp://www.kaction.com/badfanfiction/
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Chip & Dale's Rescue Rangers and Tenchi Muyo. The story should use rape as a plot device!
Do what now?
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Scrubs and Days of our Lives. The story should use brainwashing as a plot device!
LOL. Scrubs. Brainwashing. Get it???
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Final Fantasy X and Sonic the Hedgehog. The story should use tornadoes as a plot device!
Oh, well, that's easy. Auron limit break Tornado; everybody dies. (If you don't think so, you ain't never seen me pull off this controller move while drunk on sake.)
I went past it with a hasty refresh, but one of the suggestions was Tenchi and Salute Your Shorts. Um. My head asplode.
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Chip & Dale's Rescue Rangers and Tenchi Muyo. The story should use rape as a plot device!
Do what now?
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Scrubs and Days of our Lives. The story should use brainwashing as a plot device!
LOL. Scrubs. Brainwashing. Get it???
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Final Fantasy X and Sonic the Hedgehog. The story should use tornadoes as a plot device!
Oh, well, that's easy. Auron limit break Tornado; everybody dies. (If you don't think so, you ain't never seen me pull off this controller move while drunk on sake.)
I went past it with a hasty refresh, but one of the suggestions was Tenchi and Salute Your Shorts. Um. My head asplode.
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Nov. 6th, 2007 02:04 amhttp://www.kaction.com/badfanfiction/
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Chip & Dale's Rescue Rangers and Tenchi Muyo. The story should use rape as a plot device!
Do what now?
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Scrubs and Days of our Lives. The story should use brainwashing as a plot device!
LOL. Scrubs. Brainwashing. Get it???
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Final Fantasy X and Sonic the Hedgehog. The story should use tornadoes as a plot device!
Oh, well, that's easy. Auron limit break Tornado; everybody dies. (If you don't think so, you ain't never seen me pull off this controller move while drunk on sake.)
I went past it with a hasty refresh, but one of the suggestions was Tenchi and Salute Your Shorts. Um. My head asplode.
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Chip & Dale's Rescue Rangers and Tenchi Muyo. The story should use rape as a plot device!
Do what now?
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Scrubs and Days of our Lives. The story should use brainwashing as a plot device!
LOL. Scrubs. Brainwashing. Get it???
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Final Fantasy X and Sonic the Hedgehog. The story should use tornadoes as a plot device!
Oh, well, that's easy. Auron limit break Tornado; everybody dies. (If you don't think so, you ain't never seen me pull off this controller move while drunk on sake.)
I went past it with a hasty refresh, but one of the suggestions was Tenchi and Salute Your Shorts. Um. My head asplode.
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Oct. 17th, 2007 10:44 pmCrack pairings meme, via snegurochka_lee:
Make a list of all the characters in your icons. (Although you may have more than one icon of a single character, they only go on the list once.) Alphabetize it. Take the first two people on the list; that's your first pairing. Second two people; second pairing. Etc. Then write your reaction to each pairing (or a snippet of a hypothetical fic featuring each pairing).
I was a little loose with the definition of "character appearing in icon" here. I'm not sure if this was meant to be within fandom, or cross-fandom, too. But hey.
snegurochka_lee:Make a list of all the characters in your icons. (Although you may have more than one icon of a single character, they only go on the list once.) Alphabetize it. Take the first two people on the list; that's your first pairing. Second two people; second pairing. Etc. Then write your reaction to each pairing (or a snippet of a hypothetical fic featuring each pairing).
I was a little loose with the definition of "character appearing in icon" here. I'm not sure if this was meant to be within fandom, or cross-fandom, too. But hey.
- Crow T. Robot x Dr. Clayton Forrester
- Freakazoid x Fred Weasley x George Weasley
- Haley (thief chick from Order of the Stick - see my icon) x Harry Potter
- Hedwig x Hermione Granger
- James Potter x Joel Robinson
- Legolas x Lily Potter
- Mike Nelson x Rahnee (Rahnee the She-Wolf, early Wolfrider chieftain, ElfQuest)
- Ron Weasley x Severus Snape
- Sirius Black x Space Ghost
- Sybill Trelawney x TV's Frank
Self-love, natch. (♥ Trace Beaulieu)
(I am not, not, not separating the twins.)
This is way beyond crack into death by methamphetamine overdose.
Yes, yes, Harry likes cheeky red-headed girls. Ten points from Gryffindor for a lack of originality, Potter.
Bestiality FTL.
Um... Well, Joel does have some pretty messy hair sometimes...
This is different from Lucius x Lily how?
This... just makes no sense at all.
*yawn*, that's been done. I'm glad to say I've never... OH WAIT I DID READ ONE oh gods. I had blocked that out of my memory.
*snicker* Now we know what Sirius has been doing on the "other side". Bet you thought it was Snape or Lupin or James. Fooled you!
The most oblivious pairing evar!!
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Oct. 17th, 2007 10:44 pmCrack pairings meme, via snegurochka_lee:
Make a list of all the characters in your icons. (Although you may have more than one icon of a single character, they only go on the list once.) Alphabetize it. Take the first two people on the list; that's your first pairing. Second two people; second pairing. Etc. Then write your reaction to each pairing (or a snippet of a hypothetical fic featuring each pairing).
I was a little loose with the definition of "character appearing in icon" here. I'm not sure if this was meant to be within fandom, or cross-fandom, too. But hey.
snegurochka_lee:Make a list of all the characters in your icons. (Although you may have more than one icon of a single character, they only go on the list once.) Alphabetize it. Take the first two people on the list; that's your first pairing. Second two people; second pairing. Etc. Then write your reaction to each pairing (or a snippet of a hypothetical fic featuring each pairing).
I was a little loose with the definition of "character appearing in icon" here. I'm not sure if this was meant to be within fandom, or cross-fandom, too. But hey.
- Crow T. Robot x Dr. Clayton Forrester
- Freakazoid x Fred Weasley x George Weasley
- Haley (thief chick from Order of the Stick - see my icon) x Harry Potter
- Hedwig x Hermione Granger
- James Potter x Joel Robinson
- Legolas x Lily Potter
- Mike Nelson x Rahnee (Rahnee the She-Wolf, early Wolfrider chieftain, ElfQuest)
- Ron Weasley x Severus Snape
- Sirius Black x Space Ghost
- Sybill Trelawney x TV's Frank
Self-love, natch. (♥ Trace Beaulieu)
(I am not, not, not separating the twins.)
This is way beyond crack into death by methamphetamine overdose.
Yes, yes, Harry likes cheeky red-headed girls. Ten points from Gryffindor for a lack of originality, Potter.
Bestiality FTL.
Um... Well, Joel does have some pretty messy hair sometimes...
This is different from Lucius x Lily how?
This... just makes no sense at all.
*yawn*, that's been done. I'm glad to say I've never... OH WAIT I DID READ ONE oh gods. I had blocked that out of my memory.
*snicker* Now we know what Sirius has been doing on the "other side". Bet you thought it was Snape or Lupin or James. Fooled you!
The most oblivious pairing evar!!