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[arethinn]

"Yes, we have no bean Ananns."

Thinking up a setup for this hideous (but to many, probably confusing) punchline is left as an exercise for the reader.

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[silvaerina-tael.livejournal.com]

So, you're saying that you havn't been baked?

[arethinn]

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OK! You've lost me as much as I figured this would lose everyone else.

The source was a post in cr_r, I think, where someone (alfrecht? erynn999?) mentioned Danu/Anu/Domnu and that "Danaan" is wrong and "Danann" correct grammatically speaking. (I may be conflating several posts.) So I went from "Danann" = genitive of "Danu" to "Anu"'s genitive being "Anann" and "woman" being "bean" and...

well, I'm lost as to where baking comes in. Yeah.

[silvaerina-tael.livejournal.com]

Sorry... While I realised this was a play on banana, I was quite obviously thinking somehting else entirely, more along the lines of bean anus (or something like that)... Therefore baked beans producing gastro-intestinal gas...