arethinn: animated Space Ghost shaking his head (frustrated (space ghost))
Brain, no. I'm trying to work on website stuff. There is not time to sit down with the lyrics of Gary Numan's "Cars" and, idk, the Mabinogion or something, and see if it can be filked into "Caers".
arethinn: Photo of bone with text "I find this humerus" (amused (humerus))
[personal profile] arethinn: "Eliminate voter"? It [someone's T-shirt cut off at the bottom of a photo] probably doesn't say that. Probably says "Eliminate voter suppression" or something.
[personal profile] enotsola: I heard you say "eliminate boners".
[personal profile] arethinn: What? No. "Eliminate voter". We probably shouldn't eliminate boners. At least not... [gropes for a word like "globally"]
[personal profile] enotsola: Willy-nilly?
arethinn: animated Weird Al Yankovic with text "R O T F L O L" (amused (weird al rotflol))
Winchester: My "bunkies" have palates that are obviously more attuned to Spam on a shingle.
[personal profile] arethinn: Oh, if only he could have said "shit on a shingle". But then, that's supposed to be the chipped beef... which, given the color of the glop they had Klinger spoon out in the last episode [to wit, a pale brownish grey] ...
[personal profile] enotsola: (finishing the thought) ...You got problems.
[pause]
[personal profile] arethinn: (singing) Oh, I don't want no more of Army life...
[personal profile] enotsola: Gee mom, I wanna shit brown!
[pause, blink]
[personal profile] arethinn: You know, marriage is a partnership...
arethinn: round waffles with text "ZOMG waffles" (weird (zomg waffles))
Pretty sure my parents did not do the dun-dun-dun-dun-dunnnnnn.....dundundundun sneak-run down the hallway together when they were approximately 40 years old.
arethinn: round waffles with text "ZOMG waffles" (weird (zomg waffles))
Player on Critical Role: With my keen hearing, I...
Me: I obviously don't have keen hearing, because I just heard her say "Keith Haring".
Me: *pause*
Me: Sometimes I do have keen language post-processing, though.
arethinn: round waffles with text "ZOMG waffles" (weird (zomg waffles))
[SPAM] All your fat-gone by Memorial Day

Um. So, like, almost a year, which sounds pretty reasonable, or is this some kind of freaky Weeping Angel thing where they send it back in time and use the resulting energy?
arethinn: glowing green spiral (silly (freakazoid))


YOU DON'T SAY!

well!

i never!

(actually, I suppose I did, at about age 11 - but that's another story.)
arethinn: glowing green spiral (silly (freakazoid))
Muggles

I had no idea.

I've often heard myself cynically thought-wondering whether the average mundane is critically stupid or just high, but this isn't really what I meant...
arethinn: glowing green spiral (Default)
"Yes, we have no bean Ananns."

Thinking up a setup for this hideous (but to many, probably confusing) punchline is left as an exercise for the reader.

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