how do you account for this pimped out rig, sir?

[arethinn]

esmestrella says:
i keep giggling at your tagline ["Do you deny that this shit be bangin'? The prosecution asserts that this shit is off the hook."]

Stygian says:
That's why I put it as my tagline

esmestrella says:
because i giggle 3 times out of 5 i look at it?
usually i say it out loud in a silly voice
(well, under my breath, but aloud)
i'm picturing, like, an episode of Law and Order or something
so, like, well, not that this is right in terms of who played what part, but i keep seeing jerry orbach saying it

Stygian says:
Yeah.. see, I think I'm seeing it as SVU
and while I know Ice-T is the cop side of things.. now I'm hearing him say it

esmestrella says:
no, see, that's not funny
because ice-t would talk like that anyway
oh! hey
how about jack webb
lol
again, of course he's the cop
but still

Stygian says:
*snuggles*
Alan Rickman?

esmestrella says:
...no, actually
wrong kind of sophistication
it would come out as too obvious a parody
they need to sound almost serious
AR, you could tell it was SO not serious

Stygian says:
... Christopher Walken?

esmestrella says:
...no, he could pull it off for reals! lol

Stygian says:
lol

esmestrella says:
he's just that bad ass
um
i really don't know any actors
sean connery?
lol

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So what do you think, studio audience? Who would be good delivery for that line, such that it would be funny but not "oh come on, that's just dumb" (which was what I was thinking it would be in Alan Rickman's mouth)?

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LOL. Because you're too close to see.. so familiar to you you don't even think of it.