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[arethinn]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Sunday I gave the_misha a kidney (1000 points). Last Thursday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole rebelfilms's purse (30 points). In March I bought porn for estaratshirai (-10 points). In January I put money in blueeyesblazing's expired parking meter (14 points). In April I set tiggrrl's puppy on fire (-66 points). Overall, I've been nice (968 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set! Sincerely, starlightforest

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*is horrified by setting a puppy on fire* That should be worth a lot more minus. Maybe we're talking "by accident". But why is buying someone pr0n a minus? Was it not to your taste, estaratshirai? :P

Comments

[tiggrrl.livejournal.com]

My puppy!!!!!!

[arethinn]

But hey, I gave your husband a kidney, right? That's got to count for something.

[tiggrrl.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I guess if that's the trade I still come out ahead, but my puppy!

[arethinn]

I know, poor furry waggy-tailed thing.

*sprays puppies with fire retardant*

(right, because that's good for them...)

[enotsola]

Maybe the problem is that you paid for the porn, which likely makes it crappy commercial stuff. Who knows.

[arethinn]

Ahhh... note to self: Next Christmas, give fanfic.

[lilyevans-snape.livejournal.com]

Ooo... yes please ;-)

[arethinn]

Never mind Christmas, you have a birthday... I can't promise anything, given, well, you know, but if you prompt me with something, I can try?

[lilyevans-snape.livejournal.com]

:-). How 'bout you just write whatever moves you. Sometimes I think it is harder to write with a prompt. I always enjoy anything you write :-)

[arcanetrivia]

How 'bout you just write whatever moves you.

Grr, it doesn't, that was the point..

[lilyevans-snape.livejournal.com]

Oh...well, you've really gone above and beyond the call of duty with your friendship lately, and as I say, I should probably be compensating you in some way, and aren't, so... We could just consider things even.

If you have a burning desire to torture yourself by forcing yourself to write something ;-), let me know, and I can still try to think of an inspiring prompt :-)

[estaratshirai.livejournal.com]

I wish I knew. I never GOT it. :P

[arethinn]

Oh, right. "'Tis better to give than to decide to keep for yourself, you pervert." Tsk. Keep forgetting that.

Last Thursday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole rebelfilms's purse

[elven-ranger.livejournal.com]

I almost lost mine in college today as well.

Re: Last Thursday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole rebelfilms's purse

[arethinn]

*handcuffs it to you*