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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Sunday I gave [livejournal.com profile] the_misha a kidney (1000 points). Last Thursday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole [livejournal.com profile] rebelfilms's purse (30 points). In March I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] estaratshirai (-10 points). In January I put money in [livejournal.com profile] blueeyesblazing's expired parking meter (14 points). In April I set [livejournal.com profile] tiggrrl's puppy on fire (-66 points).

Overall, I've been nice (968 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!

Sincerely,
starlightforest

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*is horrified by setting a puppy on fire* That should be worth a lot more minus. Maybe we're talking "by accident". But why is buying someone pr0n a minus? Was it not to your taste, [livejournal.com profile] estaratshirai? :P

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