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[arethinn]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Sunday I gave the_misha a kidney (1000 points). Last Thursday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole rebelfilms's purse (30 points). In March I bought porn for estaratshirai (-10 points). In January I put money in blueeyesblazing's expired parking meter (14 points). In April I set tiggrrl's puppy on fire (-66 points). Overall, I've been nice (968 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set! Sincerely, starlightforest

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*is horrified by setting a puppy on fire* That should be worth a lot more minus. Maybe we're talking "by accident". But why is buying someone pr0n a minus? Was it not to your taste, estaratshirai? :P

Comments

[elethian.livejournal.com]

How 'bout you just write whatever moves you.

Grr, it doesn't, that was the point..

[lilyevans-snape.livejournal.com]

Oh...well, you've really gone above and beyond the call of duty with your friendship lately, and as I say, I should probably be compensating you in some way, and aren't, so... We could just consider things even.

If you have a burning desire to torture yourself by forcing yourself to write something ;-), let me know, and I can still try to think of an inspiring prompt :-)