"If someone calls themselves an eclectic Wiccan kick their ass. That's just redundant."

[arethinn]

Having been a traditionalist Wiccan for a few years of my life, I disagree with a lot of the sentiment behind what's written here, but that doesn't mean I don't still find the text funny: Wiccan Fatwa

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[queenofstripes.livejournal.com]

I kinda half-cribbed it from Dana Carvey, of all people. They interviewed him on Nickelodeon looooong time ago, and he was complaining about celebrity and what a sham it was -- that if they had a cable channel that was nothing but a big grapefruit on a pedestal, with a spotlight shining on it, 24 hours a day, people would still gather around the water cooler at work and chat, "Hey! You see the grapefruit last night?"