animal guides for beginners

[arethinn]

Animal Guides for beginners

Featuring such sage advice as:

Chicken teaches the importance of service and sacrifice.

Followers of Chicken are generally passive, quiet people who live to serve others. Chicken folk hold Self-Sacrifice in the highest regard, often compromising their own comfort and happiness to please someone they care about.

* Chicken's special Gift is becoming Dinner for someone who has a Real Guide that Kicks Your Guide's Ass.

Comments

Forgive the Off Topic Pokety.

[kinjouten.livejournal.com]

I don't do "us" against "them".

I could give a shit what the others think of me, 'cause frankly that Maxwell dude has anger problems. (This is coming from me, so..heh.)

However, I thought I'd clear that up with *you*.

I don't have a problem with all Otherkin everywhere Amen. I *do* have a problem with fingerpointing.

Hopefully this clears some things up for you, cause that's pretty much what I care about. :)

Re: Forgive the Off Topic Pokety.

[starlightforest.livejournal.com]

OK, cool. I understood that you were being supportive to the person you were talking to. So maybe that affected phrasing. (And I agree that crazymaxwell needs a chill pill, heh.)

Re: Forgive the Off Topic Pokety.

[kinjouten.livejournal.com]

Thank you. It does make me bitter when people start taking the "My improbable reality is better than yours" tack, so, the bitterness was/is there.

I don't really understand why the hell that kid is permitted to spout the way he is, but hey, it's not my forum. The mod must know what they're doing.

And with that, I fade back into glorious obscurity. Take care. :)

[lindsaybits]

ROFL.

I think my favorite is Snake...

Snake lorem ipsum yourmom
* Snake's special Gift is Something or Other.

[razorjak.livejournal.com]

hahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahaa *gasp* hahahahahahahahhahahahhahaha *wheeze**gasp* BWAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAH

[estaratshirai.livejournal.com]

Ah, the Raven Family. I love those guys. :D

OMG

[dionysusdevotee.livejournal.com]

I thought by your example that this might be 'real'. Its hysterical! I loathe, absolutly loathe BS "animal totem guides" right up there with dream interpretation manuals. Because you entertained me, here is a story told by my father;

" One day there were two Owls sitting on a branch together,
while they were sitting a couple of people happened to walk under them along the trail.
'People!' exclaimed the owl!
'Yes, says the other! What does it mean!?!"
Thanks!

[ahril.livejournal.com]

"* Chicken's special Gift is becoming Dinner for someone who has a Real Guide that Kicks Your Guide's Ass"


Torlinque and I are rather amused by this, given that we both manifest Warrior rather strongly.

[starlightforest.livejournal.com]

Now don't get cocky...

[erelin.livejournal.com]

Booo... you should be tarred and feathered for that roast.

[ahril.livejournal.com]

Oh it's way too late for that. They outnumber me 2 to 1.

[r-monoxide.livejournal.com]

Oh, no bunny or fox listed, my animal guides.

[starlightforest.livejournal.com]

Rabbit teaches fertility and self-preservation.

Rabbit is commonly associated with birth due to its tremendous fertility. A baby rabbit is able to fend for itself within 28 days of its birth. This is significant in that the cycle of the moon is also 28 days, suggesting a mystical connection to the moon. The truth of the matter is that rabbits cannot actually count higher than 28. Most of its head mass, usually reserved for brains, is taken up by its huge ears. Because of these ears, it would be natural to assume that Rabbit has good hearing. In fact, the opposite is true. The massive ears are not used for hearing, as one would think, but rather to receive short-wave radio transmissions; Rabbit's chief means of communication.

* Rabbit's special Gift is a Good-Tasting Stew.

[r-monoxide.livejournal.com]

Oh how did I miss that!? the short-wave radio transmissions explain A LOT!!