animal guides for beginners

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Animal Guides for beginners

Featuring such sage advice as:

Chicken teaches the importance of service and sacrifice.

Followers of Chicken are generally passive, quiet people who live to serve others. Chicken folk hold Self-Sacrifice in the highest regard, often compromising their own comfort and happiness to please someone they care about.

* Chicken's special Gift is becoming Dinner for someone who has a Real Guide that Kicks Your Guide's Ass.

Comments

Re: Forgive the Off Topic Pokety.

[kinjouten.livejournal.com]

Thank you. It does make me bitter when people start taking the "My improbable reality is better than yours" tack, so, the bitterness was/is there.

I don't really understand why the hell that kid is permitted to spout the way he is, but hey, it's not my forum. The mod must know what they're doing.

And with that, I fade back into glorious obscurity. Take care. :)