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Jan. 24th, 2021 11:51 pm"I can't believe this is a sentence I'm saying, but -- I feel like Scrooge McDuck would not defend rape in court."
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Jan. 4th, 2020 04:17 pm"...is brought to you by Campbell's Chunky."
"Campbell's Chunky what, exactly? Please say 'soup'."
"Campbell's Chunky: it's dummy thicc."
"Campbell's Chunky what, exactly? Please say 'soup'."
"Campbell's Chunky: it's dummy thicc."
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Dec. 6th, 2018 05:57 pm"btw, I would like to change my clothes when i get home, so don't greet me outside a locked front door with sausage in hand"
...that is a Very Strange sentence without the context.
...that is a Very Strange sentence without the context.
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Jan. 24th, 2018 11:34 pm"It shouldn't be like French bread, which has, you know, those big silky holes in it? ... Uh. Forget I said anything."
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Jan. 16th, 2018 10:56 pm"Pineapple is a mob boss. It just comes in and Al Capones everything."
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Jan. 14th, 2018 08:46 pm"They're not maid luchadors, they're born luchadors."
(re: tag, okay, a little context: https://www.theverge.com/2018/1/12/16882378/japan-jpop-band-virtual-currency-girls-kasotsuka-shojo-cryptocurrency)
(re: tag, okay, a little context: https://www.theverge.com/2018/1/12/16882378/japan-jpop-band-virtual-currency-girls-kasotsuka-shojo-cryptocurrency)
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Nov. 16th, 2017 12:17 am"Mmm, I'm pretty sure a uterus is a bug. ...Whaddya mean, WONTFIX?"
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May. 26th, 2017 06:21 pm"They're some kind of poly blob."
"What's that got to do with airship dicks?"
"Apparently fluorescent lighting was discovered in 1492."
"Huh?"
"When Columbus sailed the fluorescent tube."
"What's that got to do with airship dicks?"
"Apparently fluorescent lighting was discovered in 1492."
"Huh?"
"When Columbus sailed the fluorescent tube."
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Feb. 26th, 2017 07:46 pm"I think a Syrah would feel thicker in my mouth. ...Will you feel thicker in my mouth, sirrah?"
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Dec. 18th, 2016 11:58 pmAlderique Valeriant: HOW DO I DECORATE GUYS
Kijyata Li'Anna: a ribbon around the junk
Kijyata Li'Anna: a ribbon around the junk
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Dec. 4th, 2016 07:50 pm"Should be glad you did the portals that way and not the other way around, because then he would poop into his own urethral meatus."
"Well, that's Batman for you."
"Well, that's Batman for you."
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Oct. 11th, 2016 10:15 pm"Never mind having someone's guts for garters, I'll have your scrotum for a yarmulke!"
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Apr. 8th, 2016 09:39 pm"You pre-paid for your butt-dialed pizza. Domino's doesn't give a fuck."