> get lamp

Gord: Was it you who linked me to that Latin "Big Butts"?

Me: Latin? I've heard of one that goes like "I enjoy callipygean girls, and I shall not prevaricate", or something, but I don't think I know one in Latin. I don't think that if I typed big butts latin into Google that I would like the results.

Gord: Just make sure you have "Safe Search" on.

Me: LOL. Or big latin butts for that matter.

Gord: That's the same thing.

Me: No it isn't. Word order matters.

Gord: Oh, well, it'd give you different PageRanks.

Me: Yeah. Could always throw in some other random word, like...

Gord: Wet?

Me: big latin butts wet? Or big wet latin butts? LOL! No, actually, I was thinking of something like, I dunno, icicle...

Gord: Well, I guess their butts would be wet if they had icicles melting in them...

[We are pretty much giggling ourselves sick in our 3 AM delirium at this point]

Me: Would you like me to write this down for..... posterity?


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Epilogue: Yeah, even putting parts as phrases is getting me predictable results. I'm not interested in hot Latina asses, thanks. Does anyone know the version he's referring to?

esmestrella says:
OH GOD
"redeeming vagina" has the same number of syllables and pattern of stress as "hakuna matata"
the remainder is left as an exercise for the reader