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welp lads looks like we've been rumbled
welp lads looks like we've been rumbled
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"...is brought to you by Campbell's Chunky."
"Campbell's Chunky what, exactly? Please say 'soup'."
"Campbell's Chunky: it's dummy thicc."
"Campbell's Chunky what, exactly? Please say 'soup'."
"Campbell's Chunky: it's dummy thicc."
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https://grimnirslee.tumblr.com/post/190020957055/how-do-you-dab-with-faeries:
(me: Whaddya mean, "do not"? :D )
ANONYMOUS: How do you dab with faeries?
I’m wheezing I had to check three times to make sure I didn’t have a typo on my sidebar but it says dabbling. I am dabbling with them, ie. I don’t really work with them, but I drop in from time to time. I have some past experience with them and I want to rekindle that.
I cannot unsee the idea of dabbing with the sidhe now, though, and it seems like such a terrible idea. I feel like the Unseelie in particular would love it. Remember, kids:
Do not face death and dab backwards into Tír na nÓg.
(me: Whaddya mean, "do not"? :D )
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Stygian Syzygy: One of the girls in ASL [class] described herself as having less attention span than a goldfish. In fact, she has the attention span of a mcnugget.
Eldrynn: i suppose a mcnugget is less than a goldfish
Stygian Syzygy: I argued maybe not. They seem super focused on just sitting there and listening all the time.
Eldrynn: have you just said a chicken mcnugget is a good listener
Stygian Syzygy: I did indeed say that. They never interrupt!
Eldrynn: i cannot refute this assertion
Eldrynn: i suppose a mcnugget is less than a goldfish
Stygian Syzygy: I argued maybe not. They seem super focused on just sitting there and listening all the time.
Eldrynn: have you just said a chicken mcnugget is a good listener
Stygian Syzygy: I did indeed say that. They never interrupt!
Eldrynn: i cannot refute this assertion
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"I said that because I had noticed when laying out the offerings that there were five things, so I said 'Hail Eris'. And having once mentioned Her, one must then unmention Her. Or Her unmentionables."
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Headline for the article with this photo was "Elizabeth Warren's Latest Climate Plan Is a $2 Trillion Investment in Green Manufacturing." For a second I thought it was going to involve Vulcans. Which, to be fair, might not be a bad idea.
(nb, I don't have any real opinion at the moment about the article or the plan, I just thought my double-take on seeing this thumbnail in the sidebar of another article was funny.)
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Um.
I was not intending to get public transit directions for this trip (that setting was just on from before), but... that green line running up the center of the bay is apparently Greyhound.
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Amphibious bus.
3 (23.1%)
A Transbay Tube BART doesn't know about.
1 (7.7%)
Driven by Ms. Frizzle.
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Dimensional portal.
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Caulk that thing Oregon Trail style.
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Actually, that's flying.
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Other ridiculous suggestion which I will detail in a comment.
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Gabe Ortíz: [tweet with picture of Jimmy Carter] We once had a president who gave up his beloved peanut farm to avoid any conflict of interest & at 92 is still building houses for the poor.
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enotsola: He must be spinning in his grave.
arethinn: ???
enotsola: I know he's not dead.
arethinn: I was gonna say, like, what, for practice?
enotsola: He must be spinning in his grave.arethinn: ???enotsola: I know he's not dead.arethinn: I was gonna say, like, what, for practice?
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"They're not maid luchadors, they're born luchadors."
(re: tag, okay, a little context: https://www.theverge.com/2018/1/12/16882378/japan-jpop-band-virtual-currency-girls-kasotsuka-shojo-cryptocurrency)
(re: tag, okay, a little context: https://www.theverge.com/2018/1/12/16882378/japan-jpop-band-virtual-currency-girls-kasotsuka-shojo-cryptocurrency)
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"Festus's Heavy Blunt sounds like something I'd find with Soop Dogg's seal of approval on it."
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enotsola, apparently unable to get out of bed (sleepiness/laziness, not pain or injury): Nope, still not working.me: What, your motivator?
enotsola: Nope.me: "This R2 unit has a bad motivator."
enotsola: Are not.me: What?
enotsola: Are too, are not.me: You're an Are Not unit?
enotsola, having flopped end for end in the bed but still not managing to get upright on the floor: I'm an Are Not unit.Entry tags:
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"They're some kind of poly blob."
"What's that got to do with airship dicks?"
"Apparently fluorescent lighting was discovered in 1492."
"Huh?"
"When Columbus sailed the fluorescent tube."
"What's that got to do with airship dicks?"
"Apparently fluorescent lighting was discovered in 1492."
"Huh?"
"When Columbus sailed the fluorescent tube."
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Stygian Syzygy: lol
Stygian Syzygy: google knows me
eggplant with benefits: oh?
Stygian Syzygy: I typed "an" and it suggested "anderson cooper eye roll"
Stygian Syzygy: google knows me
eggplant with benefits: oh?
Stygian Syzygy: I typed "an" and it suggested "anderson cooper eye roll"
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http://dw-maintenance.dreamwidth.org/76052.html?thread=2786324#cmt2786324
I. I just. This is an awesome place. :D
I. I just. This is an awesome place. :D