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4:26:27 PM - Rainbow Coloured Menudo Vomit: stupid headache
4:26:38 PM - a strange coil of metal: i sowwy!

...our chat screen names are often very strange. O.o

Crossposts: http://arethinn.livejournal.com/1053310.html

Shenanigator: How it [coleslaw] will be, I have no idea
we'll see later
once it has time to percolate!

Arethinn: ah, okies!
i assume that means you did not follow the recipe exactly, heh
and not that you have made coleslaw in a coffee percolator
O.o
...i hope

Shenanigator: Oh.. was that wrong?
uhh..
err...

Crossposts: http://arethinn.livejournal.com/1051814.html

"Rickrolling is like the surprise buttsecks of music."

Crossposts: http://arethinn.livejournal.com/1051015.html

Celebron: So, apparently Megatron came to earth to transform all of our technology into weapons to fight the autobots
Arethinn: ... wouldn't he already have better tech at his disposal?
Arethinn: being, you know, a giant living robot from beyond the stars
Celebron: he does, but basically needed parts
Arethinn: LOL
Arethinn: oookay
Celebron: but... he's been frozen on earth for... well, at least 100+ years.. and was looking to turn our electronics into decepticons
Celebron: and "all our modern technology is made from reverse engineering this giant icecube here"
Celebron: so... he came here to make use of technology that we only have because we studied his frozen body.
Celebron: ...
Arethinn: ah
Arethinn: wait
Arethinn: what?
Celebron: exactly!
Arethinn: so, he originally wanted our tech 100+ years ago?
Arethinn: decepticons are made from vacuum tubes?
Arethinn: maybe he wanted to kidnap Tesla.
Arethinn: just get to the part where someone stands under a scrotum

[yes, I know that's a later movie]

Current Mood: discontent
Crossposts: http://arethinn.livejournal.com/1049330.html

Celebron: Eeep, I didn't even meeeeow!
Arethinn: eh?
Celebron: to let you know I exist
Arethinn: oh, that was some time ago then?
Celebron: yeah.. like... ages..
Arethinn: oh
Celebron: already fixed bugs since then!
Arethinn: i didn't see any toast [alert in the system tray from Pidgin], so
Arethinn: you know, that's a funny way of putting it
Arethinn: i know it pops up like toast, but no toast I've ever had went back down into the toaster all by itself
Arethinn: and the smooth motion, it's like it's trying to be sneaky
Arethinn: peering out over the rim and then retreating
Arethinn: TOAST NINJAS
Celebron: maybe not ninjas
Celebron: at least, not all of them
Arethinn: toast cat burglars?
Celebron: sometimes you see them
Celebron: those are the apprentices

Crossposts: http://arethinn.livejournal.com/1047831.html

(discussing the fact that we often don't use up a container of milk before it goes bad)

Arethinn: but if we go all the way down to pints, the lack of being ultra pasteurized might not be a problem
Celebron: ahhh, true
Arethinn: quart seems to be a threshold
Arethinn: maybe we should just get a cow
Celebron: sure
Arethinn: that's obviously cheaper and easier
Celebron: we need a dwarf cow
Arethinn: you'd have to lie on the ground to milk it!
Arethinn: tho, i don't think it's like chickens and eggs, where they lay no matter what... cows don't lactate unless they get pregnant, right?
Arethinn: so we'd need a dwarf stud
Arethinn: actually, i think they artificially inseminate dairy cows
Arethinn: plus, i don't think Tyrion is available
Celebron: ...
Arethinn: ...what was in that coffee i just drank

Crossposts: http://arethinn.livejournal.com/1047188.html

arethinn: Awww. I'm never baking pumpkin pie again.

enotsola: That's a silly thing to say.

arethinn: [points to this pie]

enotsola: What about it?

arethinn: How could any pie I make ever be that perfect?

enotsola: How do you know? Maybe it tastes like poop! Lick your monitor and tell me what it tastes like.

arethinn: ...hopefully not like poop. What have you been doing while I'm at work?

enotsola: I bet any pie you make would taste better than your monitor.

Crossposts: http://arethinn.livejournal.com/1045246.html

enotsola: FE MAN 3 - seen on a theater sign

arethinn: that's pretty metal

enotsola: :P

arethinn: 'cause, you see, iron is metal, and some would certainly say he's *pretty* metal at that, and also iron man is pretty metal in the badass sense, and...

enotsola: I got it, yes

arethinn: man, i owe you a drink for that one

dronarron: .... the thumpy music in the quad is that song they use for the Absolut Greyhound commercial
dronarron: I HATE OPENING WEEK OK
[...]
dronarron: OK YOUR MUSIC IS RATTLING THE LIGHT FIXTURES IN HERE
dronarron: like, the metal... grid... thing... that is over the fluorescent lights
Enotsola .: that's... fucked
Enotsola .: I'd be out there being like "some of us are trying to work, you insufferable bullet brains!"
dronarron: ...bullet brains?
dronarron: and to be fair, I'm not trying to work, exactly
Enotsola .: Of course not!
Enotsola .: You'd be unable to under these conditions!
dronarron: LOL

typically frustrating brunette says:
... my brain is totally blanking
who's the irish late night host?
conan obrien
thank you
my brain kept trying to say "colin" and so I got stuck trying to think of Colin names
like Colin Powell
who um
i don't think should probably get his own talk show

Enotsola says:
I dunno, can't be worse than some of the people fox news has given shows to

"It probably costs a third of a Lindsay Lohan to buy a 17th-century pirate ship."

Okay, I'm probably not the first person to think of this... and I'm sure thinking of it makes me a bad person... but in this image...

...are the circled features Benoît balls?

*flees*

enotsola (watching Glee): [Blaine] doesn't see that guy's totally skeezy. He's being as dumb as a box of hammers.

shyfoxling: Hmm, I was going to say hormonal.

enotsola: ...as a box of hammers.

shyfoxling: How hormonal is a box of hammers, anyway?

enotsola: Well, I hear they want to hit that.

I'm very concerned he may be gaining ground in our ongoing pun war. (That's what a marriage basically is, right?)

dusk ruckus says:
also, there is a question:
to be bad people or not to be bad people [our joke-code for "do we want to go to BevMo even though we probably shouldn't"]

Oolon Colluphid says:
Yes?
I've had a long, harrowing day
HARROWING!

dusk ruckus says:
whether tis nobler in the liver to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous panic attacks...

Arianwydd says:
ummm

Oolon Colluphid says:
ummm?

Arianwydd says:
"Screech - a 40% alcohol rum from Newfoundland. Very potent, nearly like moonshine." sooo exactly as potent as most other spirits, and in fact genuine moonshine would probably be stronger
sorry, peeve
when people get the idea one alcohol [of the same percentage strength] is somehow magically stronger than another

Oolon Colluphid says:
genuine screech is stronger

Arianwydd says:
i know
genuine screech IS moonshine
just not from corn
screech here [a piece of art] is being used as a brand name i think*
i think i recall seeing it

Oolon Colluphid says:
ya, made from cod

Arianwydd says:
LOL
but, there ain't no more cod left!
soylent screech is made from byes!!!

* - true: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:NewfoundlandScreech.JPG

Oolon Colluphid says:
My proof [that Jesus was the son of the Flying Spaghetti Monster] was as follows:
All ... uhh... noodly appendages are as His Noodly Appendage. Thus, most of us are fathered by FSM.

Last best hope for punching out God says:
...
well, the men, anyway

Oolon Colluphid says:
well, those born of intercourse..
as the noodly appendage implanting the seed was that of the FSM

Last best hope for punching out God says:
ah, i see
...
let's never have sex again

Oolon Colluphid says:
...

Last best hope for punching out God says:
sorry, just, wow, mood killer

Last best hope for punching out God says:
i was thinking of trying to make cherry tarts, if there's cherries

Oolon Colluphid says:
oooo
ooooooo
ooooOOOOOooooo

Last best hope for punching out God says:
oh dear
i've triggered an avalanche

Oolon Colluphid says:
oovalanche

Last best hope for punching out God says:
LAWL
you're right

Lucasian hyperspace says:
Martin Freeman [as Bilbo Baggins], ya
although I still think Martin Short is a funny idea

Oolon Colluphid says:
I like the idea of Morgan Freeman

Current Mood: lollerskates

"Do you think that if I put on one polka-dot sock and one stripy sock that my feet will mutually annihilate each other?"

"...no."

"...is it stripes and plaid, is that it? Plaid and polka dots? Where does houndstooth come into it?"

--me and

enotsola on the physical properties of my footwear

('ang on, this is a paid account. How come I don't have my custom mood theme on it?)

Current Mood: sleepy

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