> get lamp

Celebron: So, apparently Megatron came to earth to transform all of our technology into weapons to fight the autobots
Arethinn: ... wouldn't he already have better tech at his disposal?
Arethinn: being, you know, a giant living robot from beyond the stars
Celebron: he does, but basically needed parts
Arethinn: LOL
Arethinn: oookay
Celebron: but... he's been frozen on earth for... well, at least 100+ years.. and was looking to turn our electronics into decepticons
Celebron: and "all our modern technology is made from reverse engineering this giant icecube here"
Celebron: so... he came here to make use of technology that we only have because we studied his frozen body.
Celebron: ...
Arethinn: ah
Arethinn: wait
Arethinn: what?
Celebron: exactly!
Arethinn: so, he originally wanted our tech 100+ years ago?
Arethinn: decepticons are made from vacuum tubes?
Arethinn: maybe he wanted to kidnap Tesla.
Arethinn: just get to the part where someone stands under a scrotum

[yes, I know that's a later movie]

(discussing the fact that we often don't use up a container of milk before it goes bad)

Arethinn: but if we go all the way down to pints, the lack of being ultra pasteurized might not be a problem
Celebron: ahhh, true
Arethinn: quart seems to be a threshold
Arethinn: maybe we should just get a cow
Celebron: sure
Arethinn: that's obviously cheaper and easier
Celebron: we need a dwarf cow
Arethinn: you'd have to lie on the ground to milk it!
Arethinn: tho, i don't think it's like chickens and eggs, where they lay no matter what... cows don't lactate unless they get pregnant, right?
Arethinn: so we'd need a dwarf stud
Arethinn: actually, i think they artificially inseminate dairy cows
Arethinn: plus, i don't think Tyrion is available
Celebron: ...
Arethinn: ...what was in that coffee i just drank

enotsola: FE MAN 3 - seen on a theater sign
arethinn: that's pretty metal
enotsola: :P
arethinn: 'cause, you see, iron is metal, and some would certainly say he's *pretty* metal at that, and also iron man is pretty metal in the badass sense, and...
enotsola: I got it, yes
arethinn: man, i owe you a drink for that one

typically frustrating brunette says:
... my brain is totally blanking
who's the irish late night host?
conan obrien
thank you
my brain kept trying to say "colin" and so I got stuck trying to think of Colin names
like Colin Powell
who um
i don't think should probably get his own talk show

Enotsola says:
I dunno, can't be worse than some of the people fox news has given shows to

Okay, I'm probably not the first person to think of this... and I'm sure thinking of it makes me a bad person... but in this image...



...are the circled features Benoît balls?

*flees*

dusk ruckus says:
also, there is a question:
to be bad people or not to be bad people [our joke-code for "do we want to go to BevMo even though we probably shouldn't"]

Oolon Colluphid says:
Yes?
I've had a long, harrowing day
HARROWING!

dusk ruckus says:
whether tis nobler in the liver to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous panic attacks...

Oolon Colluphid says:
My proof [that Jesus was the son of the Flying Spaghetti Monster] was as follows:
All ... uhh... noodly appendages are as His Noodly Appendage. Thus, most of us are fathered by FSM.

Last best hope for punching out God says:
...
well, the men, anyway

Oolon Colluphid says:
well, those born of intercourse..
as the noodly appendage implanting the seed was that of the FSM

Last best hope for punching out God says:
ah, i see
...
let's never have sex again

Oolon Colluphid says:
...

Last best hope for punching out God says:
sorry, just, wow, mood killer

Lucasian hyperspace says:
Martin Freeman [as Bilbo Baggins], ya
although I still think Martin Short is a funny idea

Oolon Colluphid says:
I like the idea of Morgan Freeman

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/index.php?date=052710



oh baby

Me (slipping a fresh beeswax votive into the holder on my altar): Heh heh heh. I like fire.
enotsola: Who doesn't? [*pause*] Oh, that damn bear...