> get lamp

dronarron: .... the thumpy music in the quad is that song they use for the Absolut Greyhound commercial
dronarron: I HATE OPENING WEEK OK
[...]
dronarron: OK YOUR MUSIC IS RATTLING THE LIGHT FIXTURES IN HERE
dronarron: like, the metal... grid... thing... that is over the fluorescent lights
Enotsola .: that's... fucked
Enotsola .: I'd be out there being like "some of us are trying to work, you insufferable bullet brains!"
dronarron: ...bullet brains?
dronarron: and to be fair, I'm not trying to work, exactly
Enotsola .: Of course not!
Enotsola .: You'd be unable to under these conditions!
dronarron: LOL

"It probably costs a third of a Lindsay Lohan to buy a 17th-century pirate ship."

enotsola (watching Glee): [Blaine] doesn't see that guy's totally skeezy. He's being as dumb as a box of hammers.
shyfoxling: Hmm, I was going to say hormonal.
enotsola: ...as a box of hammers.
shyfoxling: How hormonal is a box of hammers, anyway?
enotsola: Well, I hear they want to hit that.


I'm very concerned he may be gaining ground in our ongoing pun war. (That's what a marriage basically is, right?)

Arianwydd says:
ummm

Oolon Colluphid says:
ummm?

Arianwydd says:
"Screech - a 40% alcohol rum from Newfoundland. Very potent, nearly like moonshine." sooo exactly as potent as most other spirits, and in fact genuine moonshine would probably be stronger
sorry, peeve
when people get the idea one alcohol [of the same percentage strength] is somehow magically stronger than another

Oolon Colluphid says:
genuine screech is stronger

Arianwydd says:
i know
genuine screech IS moonshine
just not from corn
screech here [a piece of art] is being used as a brand name i think*
i think i recall seeing it

Oolon Colluphid says:
ya, made from cod

Arianwydd says:
LOL
but, there ain't no more cod left!
soylent screech is made from byes!!!



* - true: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:NewfoundlandScreech.JPG

Last best hope for punching out God says:
i was thinking of trying to make cherry tarts, if there's cherries

Oolon Colluphid says:
oooo
ooooooo
ooooOOOOOooooo

Last best hope for punching out God says:
oh dear
i've triggered an avalanche

Oolon Colluphid says:
oovalanche

Last best hope for punching out God says:
LAWL
you're right

"Do you think that if I put on one polka-dot sock and one stripy sock that my feet will mutually annihilate each other?"

"...no."

"...is it stripes and plaid, is that it? Plaid and polka dots? Where does houndstooth come into it?"

--me and enotsola on the physical properties of my footwear


('ang on, this is a paid account. How come I don't have my custom mood theme on it?)

"Hey, it's Mr. Miyagi!"
"No it isn't. Pat Morita's dead."

...undead undead undead
The Karate Kids file past his tomb...

"Forward... ho!! ... 'Hey, there's no reason to be calling me names.' "

--me supplying my own punch line

enotsola: OMG, I wonder if Watson's open to SQL injection.

Husband explaining what was going on on The Cape:

him: "She's investigating him for a pinprick--"

me: *sporfle* "Well then she's feeling him in the wrong place."

(nb: a "pinprick" in this context is apparently some kind of bugging/surveillance device, a "subcutaneous laser imprint".)