a good line

"Staircases, for example, can never be expected to work in any reassuring way in Dreamland. There just seems to be something about staircases that the monkey-brain fundamentally does not comprehend, and would like to remind us that if we wish to go up, perhaps we ought to consider doing it the old-fashioned way and climb a tree."

I must say, though, that I have never had one of the Intimidating and Freakish Toilet Facilities dreams he mentions. I do have a lot of flying dreams, but aside from that the most common theme is Kissing Some Random Pretty Boy (or Perhaps a Group of Them).

P.S. I haven't had a Michael dream in weeks. Perhaps even months, I want to say tentatively.

a good line

"Staircases, for example, can never be expected to work in any reassuring way in Dreamland. There just seems to be something about staircases that the monkey-brain fundamentally does not comprehend, and would like to remind us that if we wish to go up, perhaps we ought to consider doing it the old-fashioned way and climb a tree."

I must say, though, that I have never had one of the Intimidating and Freakish Toilet Facilities dreams he mentions. I do have a lot of flying dreams, but aside from that the most common theme is Kissing Some Random Pretty Boy (or Perhaps a Group of Them).

P.S. I haven't had a Michael dream in weeks. Perhaps even months, I want to say tentatively.

"when in doubt, take the piss"

best satire evar (for today, anyway):

Q: Do you have any idea how much money you make out of fandom?

A: Oh yes. Did we not mention your custom and loyalty? We are committed - legally, morally and ethically, to making not dozens, not even hundreds, but literally as many empty promises as it takes to keep you happy. We have just employed a whole new team to design and develop some cutting-edge new promises.

Also, we will never again delete without fair warning and if we do, we solemnly undertake to provide every aggrieved LJ user with their own personalized robot attack zebra. NO OTHER JOURNAL SITE OFFERS YOUR OWN PERSONALIZED ROBOT ATTACK ZEBRA!!

(links to a post on greatestjournal)

I must have missed something. I never got a robot attack zebra. *pouts*

"when in doubt, take the piss"

best satire evar (for today, anyway):

Q: Do you have any idea how much money you make out of fandom?

A: Oh yes. Did we not mention your custom and loyalty? We are committed - legally, morally and ethically, to making not dozens, not even hundreds, but literally as many empty promises as it takes to keep you happy. We have just employed a whole new team to design and develop some cutting-edge new promises.

Also, we will never again delete without fair warning and if we do, we solemnly undertake to provide every aggrieved LJ user with their own personalized robot attack zebra. NO OTHER JOURNAL SITE OFFERS YOUR OWN PERSONALIZED ROBOT ATTACK ZEBRA!!

(links to a post on greatestjournal)

I must have missed something. I never got a robot attack zebra. *pouts*