> get lamp

DEAR PEOPLE DOING THURSDAY KARAOKE IN THE QUAD STOP

STOP TRYING TO SING QUEEN STOP

YOU ARE NOT FREDDIE MERCURY STOP

EVEN FREDDIE MERCURY IS NOT FREDDIE MERCURY STOP

SRSLY GO BACK TO THE EAGLES OR JOURNEY OR SOMETHING YOU WERE DOING THAT BETTER STOP

FOR CERTAIN VALUES OF "BETTER" STOP

STOP STOP