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Okay, I cave. I wasn't going to copy this here from esmestrella, but everyone seems to be missing this joke, and I want assurance that it is not because it was wide of the mark. The opening line in italics is the text of a summary of a "story" on fanfiction.net; the rest is me. (In this case it was not actually a story, it was the kind of non-story material you're not supposed to post.) What do you do with bad, unintentionally funny, or just plain bizarre summaries? You snark on them, of course. (See mctabby's Summary Executions.) Er, not that I sent this to the person in question. That would be way too mean. This is juvenile snickering behind their back.

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looking for a story please help!

I found fanfiction.net, but I can't seem to find a story.

A. Type LOOK.
B. Pay close attention to the room description.
C. Do the blue underlined words seem to signify anything?
D. Try touching or pressing one of them.

FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT

Have you tried...
...not being a dunderhead?

(no subject)

Okay, I cave. I wasn't going to copy this here from esmestrella, but everyone seems to be missing this joke, and I want assurance that it is not because it was wide of the mark. The opening line in italics is the text of a summary of a "story" on fanfiction.net; the rest is me. (In this case it was not actually a story, it was the kind of non-story material you're not supposed to post.) What do you do with bad, unintentionally funny, or just plain bizarre summaries? You snark on them, of course. (See mctabby's Summary Executions.) Er, not that I sent this to the person in question. That would be way too mean. This is juvenile snickering behind their back.

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looking for a story please help!

I found fanfiction.net, but I can't seem to find a story.

A. Type LOOK.
B. Pay close attention to the room description.
C. Do the blue underlined words seem to signify anything?
D. Try touching or pressing one of them.

FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT

Have you tried...
...not being a dunderhead?

(no subject)

Kids who are 17 are sounding a lot older than I did when I was 17.

I feel kinda funny about calling anyone a "kid", but I'm 29, and there's gotta come a day...

Time is speeding up. Brains are happening more and faster. Or something.

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Kids who are 17 are sounding a lot older than I did when I was 17.

I feel kinda funny about calling anyone a "kid", but I'm 29, and there's gotta come a day...

Time is speeding up. Brains are happening more and faster. Or something.