> get lamp

Stygian Syzygy: https://thehardtimes.net/harddrive/next-democratic-debate-to-feature-hot-questions-and-even-hotter-wings
Eldrynn: oh no
Eldrynn: that'd be hilarious
Eldrynn: so how can we make this actually happen? :D
Eldrynn: and is the hot sauce kosher?
Stygian Syzygy: I would watch the shit out of it, but they'd both die. Hillary comes in and just slams Da Bomb like a shot of tequila, eats both the last dab wings, and wins. Becoming president of YouTube.

People on Autocat are giggling about The Librarians:

"So, you are looking for Zool. Is that Zool (Mesopotamian god), Zool (Aztec god), or Szool (Minor demon in Kabalistic traditions) who is sometimes known as Zool?"

"Oh, and I wouldn't mix rituals. Deities get a mite touchy about being mistaken for someone else. Check your grimoires carefully."
"What's 'a mite touchy'?"
"I think the controlled term in the catalog is 'Divine wrath', if you want to read up on it, but I wouldn't if I were you."

(I don't know if these are quotes or spontaneous quips on the part of list members, but they're funny either way. Well, funny if you are familiar with controlled vocabularies and the way parenthetical qualifiers are used on subject headings, and like that.)

On The Daily Show tonight... clips of, ah, mostly-white youth, doing what you might expect they'd be doing on Cinco de Mayo.

One claims he can drink Bud Light (among other beverages) like it was water.

Forgive me, but isn't that rather like saying he can drink water as if it were water...?

Okay, I'm probably not the first person to think of this... and I'm sure thinking of it makes me a bad person... but in this image...



...are the circled features Benoît balls?

*flees*

elf: The Camp Came Back, filk TTTO "The Cat Came Back".

I'm sure many of you have seen posts of fashion disasters from 70s catalogs and magazines, but this post on Visual News today had some new ones on me. Urge to riff... rising... ( Read more... )

http://www.draw2d2.com/artists/justin-larocca-hansen/star-wars-batman-by-justin-larocca-hansen/

Two words: "Darth Joker".

Back cover of a book I just discarded from the collection:



Never mind the pyramid tent, what's his excuse for the pyramid pants?

Pyramid power / G. Pat Flanagan.
6th ed.
Santa Monica, Calif. : De Vorss, 1975, c1973.
ISBN 0875162096

I did a double take that this was classed in QH (natural history and biology) rather than, say, in BF where all the parapsychology stuff goes, but QH 341 is "Nature of life, vital force, etc." which, eh, I guess. (He does talk about things like prana and mana and bioelectric energy.)

The guy who wrote this is, er, gem is apparently still around. (Is it me, or does he have a resemblance to Jack Nicholson in his picture there?)

"be who you really are..." by *eKBS on deviantART

I guess that thing must run Fruit Camp!

*ducks and runs*

Via cluegirl, apparently from 4chan (BREAKING NEWS: 4chan is good for something):



Also, The Onion: Nation Finally Shitty Enough To Make Social Progress:

"Today the American people have made their voices heard, and they have said, 'Things are finally as terrible as we're willing to tolerate," said Obama, addressing a crowd of unemployed, uninsured, and debt-ridden supporters. "To elect a black man, in this country, and at this time—these last eight years must have really broken you."