(no subject)

Husband explaining what was going on on The Cape:

him: "She's investigating him for a pinprick--"

me: *sporfle* "Well then she's feeling him in the wrong place."

(nb: a "pinprick" in this context is apparently some kind of bugging/surveillance device, a "subcutaneous laser imprint".)

(no subject)

...it's probably best not to ask.