> get lamp

Kijyata: So, we're down one toaster, and up one fireball
Arethinn: ! whahappa?
Kijyata: Uhh, it decided to start throwing fire instead of bread.


Thanks dear, that's a very helpful description.

arethinn: "Eliminate voter"? It [someone's T-shirt cut off at the bottom of a photo] probably doesn't say that. Probably says "Eliminate voter suppression" or something.
enotsola: I heard you say "eliminate boners".
arethinn: What? No. "Eliminate voter". We probably shouldn't eliminate boners. At least not... [gropes for a word like "globally"]
enotsola: Willy-nilly?

Winchester: My "bunkies" have palates that are obviously more attuned to Spam on a shingle.
arethinn: Oh, if only he could have said "shit on a shingle". But then, that's supposed to be the chipped beef... which, given the color of the glop they had Klinger spoon out in the last episode [to wit, a pale brownish grey] ...
enotsola: (finishing the thought) ...You got problems.
[pause]
arethinn: (singing) Oh, I don't want no more of Army life...
enotsola: Gee mom, I wanna shit brown!
[pause, blink]
arethinn: You know, marriage is a partnership...

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